A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)