Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)