The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. (Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)