Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)