The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)