If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. (Ayn Rand)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)