The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)