The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. (Robert Pirsig)