If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)